Media Takeout made me LOL tonight!!!

Leave it up to photoshop..lol

Blame it on the alcohol...

LMAo

Do-Rags, Sagging Pants Banned?!

Have you heard about the"Five Wells: well read, well spoken, well-traveled, well dressed and well balanced." Morehouse College, the historically black all-male college in Atlanta, wants its students to adhere to a dress code.

The "well dressed" portion of the creed includes things like not wearing do-rags outside of residence halls, no sunglasses in class, no jeans at major programs, no pajamas outside of the dorm, no dental grills, no women's garb and my personal favorite: no sagging.

"Each student must promote and portray a positive image and properly represent themselves and the college," the notice says.

The changes don't seem to be too radical. In fact, most of them seem like common sense.

I don't know about you, but I'm tired of seeing young boys' dirty boxers and people walking down the street in pajamas. How lazy is that? I can't believe people are so busy that they can't throw on a pair of pants or shorts before leaving their homes.
Unfortunately, not everyone grows up with a parent like mine. I couldn't imagine trying to walk out of my house in my PJs. If my mother found out I tried to wear sunglasses in class I would have been punished. Part of Morehouse's mission should be to teach young men about how the decisions you make reflect on you. Wearing do-rags all the time and pajamas outside send the message that you don't care about your appearance.

Source; BVblackspin

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! (Joke)

TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

New Recipe

I am thinking out loud again, I may be wrong for saying this but that's whats on my mind at the moment. Even nonreligious are now agreeing that the sexual revolution was an unmitigated disaster.. As it turns out abstinence before marriage and life long fidelity were pretty good ideas after all.

I recommend to unmarried folks, stay out of the bed unless you go there alone! We are sexual creatures both physically and physiologically, our very identity ("Who am I ") begins with gender assignment and the implications of masculinity.

Even an atheist should have recognized the dangers of the sexual revolution,